here goes:
MY teacher wasn't half as nice yours seem to be.
his name was mister unsworth and he taught us history,
And when you didn't know a date he'd get you by the ear
And start to twist while you sat there quite paralysed with fear.
He'd twist and twist your ear and twist more and more,
Until at lst the ear came off and landed on the floor.
Our class was full off one-eared boys,I'm certain there were eight,
Who'd had them twist off because they didn't know a date.
So let us now praise teachers who are all so fine
And yours in particular is totally divine.
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