hi guys wanna hear stories? ok there is 2 so let's begin....


teacher's day

today is the fake teacher's day and it's soo mad. I get ******* in class today.and get my exam papers back. I get * or * [ can't tell ya if not you noe and tell the whole world. ]
then we have chinese. soo fun man! the 5A have class party then our chinese teacher is their teacher then the 5A pepo give us some food! me and my 2 frewns share a mami cracker.soo bad lor! we only eat a little bit pwuan craker then the 1st group eat like pig loh! they don't share!
after this mad party, is after the chinese class so we go back to our class.... then... [ forgot hee hee ^_^ ]
After school I went to the canteen. I stay back mah. I go wif my frewn to there. she eat from curry pot i eat from chinise wok. guess wad i eat? I eat friend rice! yum yum! but ther's a lot of smelly eggsin the rice man! but I just eat it any way because now I have 10 cents left! then the lao sai teach us all those ci yu... she write a lot man! then give us story book... then give us home work... tiring man! then I go home... [ the reapeting thingy } any way I'm chatting wif xue xue...


Title: Mr Strong

Today Mr stong wake up. as usual, he brush his teeth, he squeeze the toothpaste too hard, all the toothpaste come out. he brush his teeth too hard that that it's broken to piecies...
then he went to the kitchen to have breakfast. it was... guess what? EGGS! [ P.U. I hate it very much ] he had lots of scramble eggs.. he went out for a walk... he open the door. " what a fine day is today.." he closed the door. CRASH! the door is broken. after his walk, he went to buy bread. he buy 10 bread rolls. then he went home to put his bread. then he went to cook lunch. what is the lunch? eggs with bread! he ate 3 bread rolls and 15 boilded eggs.. [ soo many hor? ] then he went out to meet mr bounce. when he is at the door, he knock softly. mr bouce open it. he crashed into mt strong. he bounce and bounce... ha ha ha... then he bounce out of the door. " WHEEEEE!!!!!" and he bounce some more...


the end.

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hi guys! wanna hear a Mr Men and Little miss story?


Title: Little miss naughty

One day little miss naughty was walking in a park. then she saw mr jelly waiting for someone. she had a naughty idea! she bought a balloon and took a needle and thought: When i pop this balloon Mr jelly will go all shivering! ha ha ha... then when she was about to pop the balloon, something invisible blow her balloon. and it blew and blew and blew... until its soo big that carry little miss naughty up to the sky. she shouted: help! I"m gonna go to space! HELP! a bird flew passed her and pop the balloon. she went down and down. faster and faster... then suddenly, little miss naughty crashed to the ground. HA HA HA! the end.
want more stories? when I wanna post, I will put a story and that's a promise! and first, lemmme tell you me at school...


ME at school

when we are at the car, xue xue gave me a cookie. [ at 12 something ] my class and me go to music room to watch a show.guess what i watch? Scooby Doo... bla bla bla.. soo funny i laugh like mad... then we watch shark tale... half only. not all. then we go home then I go bathe [ as usual] then eat. then go to xue xue's house then I here! [ I always said that.... ]
bye bye dozeys!

com'n now lets dance to the dillydale dance floor....

what EVER!
any way, today i at school do nothing leh?? first we erm.. do some work, then go recess, then after recess teacher tell us story... then we have maths activities... then we go back to do somemore work, then we watch mr gbean. then we go home. then i bathe and then eat then I go talk to my maid, then i am here! now nothing to post... oh wait! this movie you better watch!

now then bye bye!

hi guys...
na na na na na!!! I'm dancing [ no lahrs!] to xue xue's blog taylor swift- you belong with me.... soo cool! she wear ... I wear T-shirt... funny!


the story i wanna tell you [ yesterday & today ]

Yesterday when we going to school, we saw my CME [and xue xue's chinese teacher] standing, waiting for TAAXIII[lol]. then we open the car window, and shout { not me hor, is xue xue}: huang lao shi! then her mother said: ask her wheather she want to come in. the xue said{not shout}: ni yao jin lai ma? then she go in. and thank xue xue's mother prfusely. when we get there, we went out of the car. of course. then we walk together... then one moustage man said: you parent arh?! then huang lao shi said: no. I teacher. becuase raining mah! then she laugh..then we have chinese exam... so easy! easy peasy lemon squeazy! kick your bum and show your boobs! dance arond and eat your poo! ha ha ha... soo funny... ok now we go to today at school....


what happen today at school

today, we saw huang lao shi. again. but never pick her to xue xue's mother car. noe why? becoz she is walking very fast. maybe she dun wan to miss the bus... so we go to school, any way...
and then we had our maths exam... first paper... then recess... then mental sums... SOO EASY!!!
after the mental sums, the teacher{ miss vani, forgot to tell you} ask us to do our own things. then suddenly she go out and another teacher came in to 2H. then she ask us to do a card for miss goh. then we go home.

ah... then that's the end of the story... THE END!

hi guys! r u sitting comfortably? and i will begin the story...


today is Jolie's birthday. and i'm invited! then when i went there, [in the funtion room]
I saw lay hwee and her sister, jolie's mummy and pawa. [ p.S.: When I passed the sercurity guard, i saw wen kai and he show me the way to the funtion room.]
then we waited for more pepos. xue li came when a lot of pepo come liao[hey is not xue lin hor!? is XUE LI!!!] she is wearing little miss sunshine shirt. soo cute!
then we go to the play ground. we play the baby one...[soo boring...] then we went back inside, and drink apple juice. then we play games. after playing games, we go to the playground again. to play. and me, jolie, my sis, and xue li went skate boarding... soo difficult man!
when we go back to the funtion room, we see the cake BUT never eat it.. ok? becoz the cake too hard!! hee hee! and one more thing... we put the dry ice into our plain water and it make lots of smoke! then I pretend to be sientist! soo cool man that ice!
then we go home. of course.. then i came back and put my goody bag and went to bathe. then i'm here!

bye guys and see you next time!

The End

hi long long time NO POST!
but never mind... now i chatting with xue xue... and my sister is gonna be spoilt!
aiya... and who cares? and this is a short post becoz is the start of the day... and haven't erm... hard to explain... i eating rice with sausage and veggies... my sis is playing games and my maid is feeding her...

bye later afternoon post again...

hi guys! ready for story? I mean are you sitting comfortably? and I will begin.


the story

today, I GOT some chinese oral. I also draw some pics too. but i threw it away and away...
then I have oral. english one and it is the last one! tomorrow is comprehension. now let's get on with the oral i had today. the oral questions are easy but the tacher ask me 4 questions. xue xue i'll tell you when i feel like telling you ok? or i can tell you on the phone too. after these oral(just test finish me) I soo happy...:D and things got little bit better(means this part is lucky).
the health education teacher ask us to do a project and is a scrapbook. he teach us how to make it and tell us that we need drawing block. then he teach and teach untill is time for him to go to another class.
then is CME laio. the teacher came in with glasses( 1st time I see it.) and show us two shows.1 show 2 times( hey our class watch 2 shows.). then is miss goh lesson. after her lesson, ringgggggggggggg!!! the all the pupils RUSHED OUT. i run with my 2nd best friend.untill she reached the bus bay. we say bye bye and i walk to gate 3. then i saw xue xue's brother bag. and then his hair. and then uniform. yea yea it was him... then when i reached home, i bathe and take my lunch. then i began to do my project.




THE END
bye bye ladies and jelly beans!

happy national day... URGHHH!!!>:( must write soo many times happy national day one!>:( and I don't get to go to the place... never you mind...
and today I only watch the show on TV...
here is a song!



another!


this one funny!

now bye!

hi guys guess what?
my sissy had a lappy!
and today we go swimerling!
and xue xue can I teach her how to make the emotions?
and here is a funny movie of me! ohh! please laugh out LOUD! and the last part, please don't see it... why? becuase have a disgusting part... HERE!
hee hee... and I told zhenny that she must write at least 10 posts to tell the emotions! can xue xue?
hrmp.... well... tomorrow is national day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!!!!again, HAPPY BIRTHDAy!!!

thank you for letting me saty in here....

bye!
and good nightos!

hello mdm! any thing to tok? yup.... yesterday is a veryyy veryyy speacial D-A-Y!! noe why? is phototaking day!!! and today is national day!(not real O-N-E!!>:() ) and zhenny is.. playing with rabbit! and she soo what 1 lohrs! hee hee... :) ahh... nothin' soo funny... and any way... she is always jealous of mee!!!!>:(

and soo sad...:'( xue xue says her cambell hamster died! I like cambell a lot... always energetic... and very funny! now soo bad!:'( sad hor?! and today xue xue hold the singapore flaggy! and she almost fainted... she say ..... and I had problems too! er... maybe can't tell you .... and i damn hot!{ xue xue sorry to copy you!} and byes! now then nothin to talk... bye and BYE 1 more time....

hello guys today Miss Seet ask us to memorise the song AND HERE IT IS!!

you know, I put red? becoz is national day! happy birthday singapore!!! :D

and xue xue's blog has changed! pls go www.heavenlyxforest.blogspot.com ok??
now fine byes!!!

hello!
today is noisy... very noisy..
Hrmp.!! xue xue and zhenny is like beginning not to be my friend! then I will be friend-less for my rest of my life!>:( and :(
but I was wronggg!!! they are my friends!
:D bye?!